The Official List of Approved Opinions

I'll put this here - this was started on June 4, 2020 after Drew Brees was taken to the woodshed for the relatively non-controversial opinion that kneeling during the National Anthem is disrespectful to the flag. So here we go - this list is going to be ever-changing, and some may even be removed from the list if the Twitterverse deems them instantly inconvenient. 

Keep in mind, this is only what our intellectual superiors deem to be Officially Approved Thought™ - any deviation from it will bring scorn, isolation, and cancellation from their preferred social media outlets. 

1. Donald Trump is a dictator

2. Donald Trump stole the election with the help of Russians

3. Hillary Clinton would have prevented all the evils of the world, had she not been robbed

4. Joe Biden is the last hope to prevent Trump from achieving world domination

5. America is a racist country

6. Protesting coronavirus lockdowns is racist and a manifestation of White Privilege

7. Rioting and Looting over police brutality is righteous

8. Black Lives Matter

9. Saying "All Lives Matter" is racist

10. Colin Kaepernick was unfairly blackballed from the NFL

11. Only the police should be allowed to have guns

12. The police must also be abolished
13. Hair salons, restaurants, and gun shops are "non-essential", but Planned Parenthood is
14. "My body, my choice" only applies to abortion (and looting); not to mask wearing or participation in public life in general
15. The only solution to global warming is to take more money in taxes and give more power to the government

16. Requiring ID for commercial transactions is good business; requiring ID for voting is racist

17. We can only find strength through diversity
18. There are as many genders as I say there are
19. Suggesting that biological sex is something set is hate speech and a sign of oppressive heteronormativity

This will be updated as they come in.